Men's Skeleton Zombie Adult Costume

So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. Well call him. Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. Dear Halloween Costume Shop, his letter read, I'm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people. kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards. That letter, well, it got us thinking. Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well. hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say keep up with your correspondence. Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! Its positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. Its also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this ones for you! Do the monster mash in this Skeleton Zombie Adult Men's Costume and you'll waltz through the room clearing a path to Creepy-ville! You provide the moves, the moans, and the groans! Everything else is incorporated into this graveyard designer ensemble. The Skeleton Zombie Adult Men's costume is a moldy, murky green and dusty 100% polyester tattered shirt and pants which reveal white bones on a black background. Includes: shirt and pants with bones, mask, and gloves.

Available in Men's Sizes: Adult Small (34-36), Adult Standard (Fits Up-To 6', 200 lbs.), Adult Plus XL (Fits Up-To 6'3", 300 lbs.).