Skeletons Carrying Coffin

So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. Well call him. Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. Dear Halloween Costume Shop, his letter read, I'm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people. kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards. That letter, well, it got us thinking. Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well. hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say keep up with your correspondence. Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! Its positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. Its also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this ones for you! The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, Oh, good skeleton costume! But as your (ahem) ego begins to. inflate. they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We've created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn't mean we're ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way up. This macabre fun Skeleton Duo Carrying Coffin Prop will add an extra element of fright and make your party, haunted house, or Halloween display legendary! The 47-inch Plastic Coffin holds Up-To 85 pounds and is water-tight, making it perfect for filling with ice and beverages, or filling with water and dry-ice to create a spooky look, or even using for apple-bobbing! Also great for filling with candy for your trick-or-treaters! The possibilities are endless. Two 5-Foot Tall Plastic Skeletons with poseable arms are at each end of the wood-look coffin, which has a removable drain plug, allowing for easy draining and cleaning. The Coffin is 8 inches deep, and the bottom sits 30 inches from the floor. The Metal Base has Reinforcing Steel Bars for sturdy support. The metal base is 68 inches long and 16 inches wide. The Coffin is 47 inches long and 17 1/2 inches at the widest point. Can be used indoors or out.