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So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. Well call him. Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. Dear Halloween Costume Shop, his letter read, I'm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people. kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards. That letter, well, it got us thinking. Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well. hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say keep up with your correspondence. Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! Its positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. Its also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this ones for you! The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, Oh, good skeleton costume! But as your (ahem) ego begins to. inflate. they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We've created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn't mean we're ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way up. Everyone will be afraid to come Up-To your house with the Swinging Skeletal Boy around! This creepy prop features a Victorian-era skeletal boy with hollowed out eyes that glow an other-worldly blue and speaks haunting phrases to all passersby as his head turns side-to-side while he swings back and forth on his swing. Your haunted house will never be the same with the Swinging Skeletal Boy! Animation: Eyes glow blue Head turns side-to-side Swings back and forth on swing. Phrases prop says Hello. Do you want to play? I've been swinging here waiting for you, for years and years. You have such nice skin. can I have it? (giggle) That's okay, I'll come get it when your sleeping. I'll make you one of us, then you can swing forever too (giggle)! One, two, I'm a you, Three, four, breaking down your door, Five, six, beware of my tricks, Seven, eight, you will not escape, Nine, ten, this will never end! (Giggle) inches. Activation options: Steady-on, Infra-red sensor (works Up-To 6. 5' feet away & works in all lighting conditions), Step-here pad (included). Power: UL power adapter that plugs into any (Standard) outlet. Materials: Polyester, PVC, sponge, plastic, hemp rope, electronics. Assembly required. Fixed height 62 inches, width 16 inches, animation right to 50 inches, depth 18 inches
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